We’re a bunch of struggling bloggers and broke college students just like you.
Proceed with caution.
1.) Take out a loan for summer classes
Music festivals are a part of life’s curriculum.
2.) Risk your life on Craigslist
Seems legit.
3.) Find a sugar daddy or sugar momma online
Also seems legit.
4.) Charge a cover at your fancy party
Shots anyone?
5.) Capture someone on the FBI’s Most Wanted List
One Terrorist = $5 Million USD
6.) Make a sign like this guy
Notice the after-hours up charge.
7.) Profit off of your virginity (if you still have it)
More lucrative for females than males.
8.) Get famous on twitter by doing nothing
Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
9.) Grow something and sell it
Like tomatoes or carrots or something.
10.) Accept an inheritance from a Nigerian Prince
Like the internet, email never lies.
11.) Make a fake security shirt and sneak in
Remember: You’re in trouble if they aren’t yellow.
12.) Sell these to drunk people
#chipotlegang
13.) Catfish a dj and get on the guest list
If Manti fell for it… I’m sure Borgore would too.
“13 Desperate Ways to Pay for Music Festival Tickets”
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