Believe it or not, world famous DJs were once little students learning algebra and biology just like you. Here’s what some of their teachers have to say about them. They haven’t changed much. Scroll to the bottom to find out who the little dude pictured above is.
Diplo
“The girls always loved him,” said Sandra Belfore, Diplo’s 8th grade math teacher. “At school dances he could get them to do the strangest dance moves.”
Steve Aoki
“He once started a massive food fight in the cafeteria,” said Bill Williams, Steve Aoki’s Newport Harbor High School guidance counselor. “It was weird. Instead of people hiding, they were begging Steve to throw dessert at their faces.”
Porter Robinson
“Porter always talked about how great his final paper would be,” said JoAnne Millow about Robinson. “We’re still waiting for him to turn it in.”
Deadmau5
“Joel would drop out for a few weeks and then come back,” said Shelie Burns about Deadmau5. “It was like a vicious cycle.”
Bassnectar
“His hair was always all over the place,” said Sally Curtain about Lorin Ashton, better know as Bassnectar. “He took a picture of himself standing in front of the class at the end of each year.”
Martin Garrix
“He graduates in June,” said Martin Garrix’s principle.
Dada Life
“Stefan was obsessed with bananas,” said Adolf Swensen, Engblom’s high school teacher about 1/2 of Dada Life. “He started a pillow fight at a football match once, too.”
Rusko
“I liked him because when other students were tired he always told them to ‘wake the f*ck up,'” George Wellington said about Christopher Mercer, better known as Rusko.
Here are some more hilarious photos of DJs in their younger years.
Note: The first photo in the article is Sebastian Ingrosso making SHM fans around the world proud.
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Disclaimer: The article above was created completely in humor and satire and does not reflect true events. It isn’t WhiteRaverRafting’s intentions to harm any of the parties mentioned above.