Background: EDC Orlando is 21 days away, and the festival has not released the name of a single artist. Meanwhile, the Internet users of the South have seemed to explode in anguish. Here is a poem of their suffering:
T’was 21 nights until EDCO, and all through the South,
All the ravers were simmering, and frothing from the mouth.
All the ravers were simmering, and frothing from the mouth.
“Where is the lineup?!” they would shout again in despair,
As if their friends on Facebook and Twitter would certainly care.
As the ravers prepared their kandi and beads
They would constantly check the internet for lineup leads.
Each day they would run full sprint to their computers
Only to be disappointed, their dreams down the poopers.
Finally, the ravers said, enough is enough
Give us the lineup or we’ll start getting gruff.
But still, no lineup was ever announced
Even after a fake Twitter released one, which was denounced
Give us the lineup or we’ll start getting gruff.
But still, no lineup was ever announced
Even after a fake Twitter released one, which was denounced
The internet is abuzz with wild speculation,
From Bassnectar to Hardwell to Tiesto to Armin.
The guesses piled up, and while some believed it
The smarter ones knew the “leaks” were bullsh*t.
And then things got weird when people got REAL pissed,
Posting curse words, vague threats and abandoned tickets.
We doubt that they’ll actually sell their spots, though,
Because all of their friends are probably going to the show.
And so we sit here, still waiting for the name of ONE artist,
While each passing day seems to be the hardest.
But alas, one day, we will all finally rage,
But alas, one day, we will all finally rage,
With the lineup they might maybe finally release on EDC’s page.
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