The internet exploded today with rumors swirling that JK Rowling the once poor as dirt struggling writer, now billionaire recorded “two albums of gritty, introspective dubstep” albums under the name of Burial.
Supposedly she only wrote Harry Potter to get the money together for studio equipment and a better laptop. We all know how that goes.
The Daily Mash even went on to quote Rowling,
“I just hear beats in my head all the time. Bom-ka bom-ka, bom-ka bom-ka, bom-ka, like that.”
and
“My label advised me to keep my identity secret because dance music producers aren’t supposed to look like assistant headmistresses.”
While we’d all like to believe that the Potter creator could be capable of such magic (pun intended), the rumor is nothing but utter satirical nonsense. With over 34,000+ likes and 3,000 tweets on the story, I wish everyone understood that.
Read the original here (it’s worth a laugh).
Notes:
Rowling might mix a better set than these celebrity DJs.
We’re seeing more of these EDM troll stories pop up, like this one of a Traktor DJ getting murdered by a vinyl purist.
More WTF:
Paris Hilton is a resident DJ in IBIZIA!!?!?
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